Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is San Diego Christmas weather. No snow. No cold. Yes, sunshine. Yes, warmth. As much as I love Christmas songs, and I love to sing along with them, I do not really mean it when I sing, "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas," nor "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow." I would love to never have a white Christmas in my life. Thank you.
Dear People of Utah,
Just because it is daytime doesn't mean you can't nor shouldn't turn on your lights. If there's bad visibility due to rain or snow, it'd actually be a good idea to turn them on... before, you know, it's too late. Just a FYI. Oh, it's also good to have them on at night too because I know plenty of you think you have night vision or something and don't ever turn them on.
Dear People of Utah (again),
I find it funny that most of you are LDS and should be very nice people, yet once you get behind the wheel of your car that all goes out the window. You are hardly ever courteous enough to let someone change lanes/merge in front of you. It gets awfully annoying driving from the west side of the I-15 on Center Street, when I'm driving home, and no one will let me change into the right lane when I need to turn right in like 50 feet (worst setup in the world, btw). Therefore, I hold up the traffic behind me because no one is nice enough to let me over (and, yes, I use my turn signal unlike most of you). What is with that? Just think, if you do an act of kindness on the road, it will be passed on. How much better driving in Utah would be then!
Dear UVU Copy Center,
Please keep up with the current times and allow debit and credit cards to be used. Not everyone has checks or cash on hand, nor does everyone have a debit card that actually has money in the account (therefore, are not able to get cash out of an ATM).
Dear Disneyland,
I'm working on my husband to let me visit you next April/May. Hopefully, it will work out because it has been too long. I miss you. Please don't disappoint my husband this time either, and have a small crowd of people. I would appreciate your help on this. Oh, and please have all the good rides open too. That would not include It's a Small World. Worst ride ever. Thirteen minutes of that song... really?
Dear Finals Week,
I am so happy you are finally here. I need the Christmas break. Please don't go too hard on me.
To Whom It May Concern,
Is it bad that my anti-bias presentation has made me a little more bias? I'm pretty sure that presentation was supposed to have the opposite affect.
Dear _____ and ______ ,
You are the two worst companies ever.
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3 comments:
Dear Julie,
Just so you know, I always turn my blinker and lights on and try to be aware of those needing to merge. :)Thank you for these funny letters!
love,
gentri
Haha. Thanks for being a good driver. I knew you would be. :)
Oh Jules- You crack me up. I wish you could go somewhere warm and sunny for Christmas. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. Good luck on finals and keep up the funny letters!
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